Today we’ll dive into the digital wasteland known as iSexyChat. If you're expecting a steamy chat with some hot-ass babe who's ready to get down and dirty, prepare for disappointment. This place is like the relics of the 90s Internet, but without the charm.
The Cold Hard Reality
So, you get on iSexyChat, ready to bust a nut, and they ask you the basics: your gender and what you're into. Simple enough, right? But here’s the kicker – the chatrooms are swamped with spammers and damn near void of any actual girls. Yeah, that "hot girl" you’re talking to? Might just be a 60-year-old dude with a professional fart-sniffing fetish. Think of iSexyChat as a time machine back to those sex IRC chatrooms, plastered with ads and full of nothing but dudes pretending to be chicks. No video, no audio – if you do stumble upon a real girl, you’ll have to take it elsewhere.
Now, I won’t say iSexyChat is completely useless. Sure, the chatrooms are active, but not in the way you’re hoping. If you’re looking to swap some raunchy pictures with other porno aficionados, you might have some fun. But if you’re here for live video or audio chats with girls who can't wait to talk about how much they want to suck your cock, well, you’re shit out of luck.
Throwback to the 90s
iSexyChat keeps it really basic, running through IRC chatrooms. If you haven’t used IRC since dial-up was a thing, welcome back to the Stone Age.
You start by picking one of seven different types of chat rooms, each one uglier than the last. The roleplay chat room, for example, is just a big, dark box with no ads and no people. Meanwhile, the main sex chat room is an IRC chatroom embedded into the site, surrounded by ads. Basic and functional, but impressive? Hell no.
One slightly useful feature: the chat asks for your gender before you enter, and you can see what everyone else puts. It’s mostly guys, so keep your expectations low. EmmaLove85? Probably a hairy dude jerking off to your pics.
A Variety of Chatrooms
You’ve got seven categories: sex chat, gay chat, lesbian chat, roleplay chat, general chat, trade contact chat, and trade pics chat. Some of these rooms overlap – gay and lesbian chat, for example. The sex chat room is the most active, filled with hundreds of people spamming their porn and begging for private sessions. It’s a wild mix of sexual frustration and weirdness, reminiscent of the old-school chatrooms.
The gay chat combined with the lesbian chat had over 200 people when I checked. Not much activity, not much sex talk, just random folks hanging out. It felt more like a chill spot to relax rather than a place to get off.
Trade contacts and trade pics rooms were reasonably active. People seemed genuinely interested in trading pics. The other rooms? Dead zones are not worth your time.
Rule Overload
One weird thing about iSexyChat: is the insane number of rules. Like, seriously, there are about 15 rules for the chatrooms. Do they have moderators with lives so pathetic that they spend their days enforcing this crap? I guess you can’t underestimate human depravity, and yeah, unsupervised chatrooms can go downhill fast. But still, follow the rules if you like the chatrooms, though, in my opinion, you won’t be missing much.
What’s to Like?
I do appreciate the old-school feel. It’s a trip down memory lane to the days of IRC and AOL chatrooms. A simpler time. The main chatrooms on iSexyChat are surprisingly active with a consistent community. Yes, many are spammers, but even spammers need customers.
The site is responsive and easy to use. Lots of ads, but nothing too infuriating. No ad portals or ads with sounds. The site shows everyone’s gender, and most seem honest about their sex. No need to register or sign up to start using the site – just type in a nickname and start chatting. No weird sex chat emails clogging your inbox.
What’s to Hate?
This site isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. It makes you think you’re gonna chat with hot babes ready to get nasty, but it’s just a bunch of dudes, probably in their underwear, sharing porn stashes and chatting about their day. No video or audio, and the design feels ancient and un-updated. It’s strange to think anyone would become a fan of this site as a first-timer. Many in the chatrooms seem like they’ve been there forever.
A Decent Chat Community, Nothing More
If you’re really, really lonely, maybe iSexyChat is a place to make some internet friends. But for jerking off? Even your shitty imagination outranks this place. No women, no pictures, no video, no sounds – nothing!
For me, hanging out in an IRC chatroom again was a nostalgia trip, but I won’t be back. I’ve got nuts to bust.
